- OK, FINE... YOU WERE RIGHT...
- IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS, LET’S CHAT
- I READ NOW, FUCK YEAH
- I FEAR I AM DONE...
- WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CHAOS, REARRANGE IT: MY OFFICE-BEDROOM SWAP SAGA
- I'M BACK, I'M MEDICATED & I WENT SPEED DATING
- GRAPPLING WITH FEELING LIKE A FAT PIECE OF TRASH WHILE REALISING LIFE IS SHORT AF
- I WISH I HAD SAVED MY SIZZLER MONEY, BUT I AM, IN FACT, STUPID
- WHY ALANIS MORISSETTE IS THE PERFECT MOUTHPIECE FOR ALL WOMEN SCORNED
- MY 5-STEP PLAN TO BECOMING ELITE AND UNTOUCHABLE
- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I WISH I WAS EVEN OLDER
- I'M AFRAID TO EAT SECOND-DAY HAM AND IT'S RUINING MY LIFE…
- DYING ALONE WITH MY FUTURE CATS MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD AFTER ALL
- I QUIT SMOKING TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LEATHER HANDBAG